American Horror Story

–** Recap,Spoiler,massive!!–**


Ok,since apparently it’s more polite to inform people that they are gonna know all about something..then again it’s currently airing, and people who want to catch up..DO WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT IT… methinks! So, this is a new TV show, it’s very weird, very confusing, very wtf just happened and why am I seeing visions within the TV screen?

We have a house,which is to be known as the “Murder house” what a lovely name!! I surely would enjoy moving to a place like that…not! ever! So there is a couple, psychiatrist Ben and former musician woman Vivien, they have a dorky daughter Violet…there is a strange woman ( Jessica Lange ) whose name I don’t remember or ever give any importance to,right Constance, and her ah daughter with Down syndrom.. nothing against those people but can’t be bothered to use such a long name every time,she’s gonna be ultra spooky slow girl… I’m watching first episodes cos I could not properly follow on TV due to signal being crappy or me being sleepy..

Dorky daughter Violet..gonna use only names from now on.. gets into a fight with classic bully chick and her 2 bully but not so hysterical friends…Ben tries to get closer to his wife, but she had a miscarriage and is not in the mood for hoompaloompa!!…wtf mongoloid girl shows up in the living room,tells Vivien she’s gonna die and then girl’s mom shows up and is all weird and gives Vivien sage to cleanse the spirits of the house…I would of had been outta there that very instant!!! Y U NO ESCAPE?

Now we meet Tate or Tete or however your write his name.blond super weird dude.ahh he pictures himself as the zombie boy, I love it when TV shows relate to other popular pop and internet culture events! oh yes he befriends Violet..who’s a cutter..well self injurer whatevs.. ahh how lovely a blonde guy dreaming of freeing people from this filthy world and a fucked up girl fall in love.. ❤

Now we get to know,Moira,the dead..erm old the husband sees her as she was.. slutty maidoservice! and Vivien and Violet ( gonna call them team V ) see her as an old creppy yet gentle lady…

So we have some more bonding on the cute lil morbid teenagers.. T and V…hmm OH, maid masturbation gratitous scene! The husband jerks off to it…well he and the wife haven’t had sex in a mother fucking year.. I guess he’s not thaaaat much of a  pig then….ok man with burnt face,who killed his family and has brain cancer showed up… Mongogirl is making a mess..she sees dead people apparently, you know, I’ve watched up to last episode and I am sorta having a trouble knowing who’s dead,who’s not and who has only psychotic visions..  Violet catches dad with the old maid on her lap..WAIT A MOMENT, 8 episodes and they have not talked enough to know the 2 females see the maid old and the dude sees her young? Wtf family dinners are forsaken!!!

Fucking insecure houses,everyone just go in and out when it pleases them..seriously, alarm..oh they do have one, u-s-e-l-e-s-s!

At any case… I am sure rich woman from the 20’s or something is dead ( she shows up later), Ben’s affair student chick is dead ( due to being killed by guy with burnt face), Moira the maid is dead too,well damn dead… I am not sure tho..about Mongogirl,Constance aka Jessica Lange and blonde dude…  Some people are dead and are linked to the house somehow… and some like casually appear? The hell?..I think they are all dead now! 


Awwwwhmmm!!! Dead maid… burnt guy finds her remains…and she is looking from the window..that’s sad..did  make me shed some tears…


ok I like,worth watching,do so.


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