Sisterism

Well I would normally not even look at this one, for many reasons, one is loli really doesn’t work for me, the other is I don’t really like girls with short hair ,usually, but hey!! what a surprise, of course I liked the side characters way more, but this title had me laughing out loud almost all the time, that is something super rare and I totally love it,so let me review it for ya

There are two childhood friends…ok? I couldn’t care less for their names… Sachiyo?..hmm Yoshiko!! I think,she’s super skilled and a perv, and the other one who is..well normal. so each of them has a younger sister, and said younger sisters are each other’s crushes.. so Yoshiko(?) likes Normal friend’s sister and the other way around. THE issue here is that they actually do resemble their sisters, they had the same hair style and all…so it’s more like they like each other but they can’t realize it yet,duh.

NOW on the good part,we have this :

Akari <3

 Akari!! Akari ❤

So,that scary looking girl is Akari,she gives the wrong impression and asks the two older girls for advice ,ha! her crush of course is unaware,and has a thing with dams…now the real funny thing here is

sister2 The tall blond one is sister with the tall dark haired Akari, she also gives off the wrong impression and seems menacing but she’s so girly and cute actually,the shortie there is sisters with.. Mari!! who is Akira’s crush…so you got tall sisters dating smaller sisters…ah on a side note , the younger sisters of the protagonists seem to be in love with each other as well,haha eat it.

I don’t wanna say much,just that it had me laughing and I loved loved loved Akari/Mari and ..ehm hmm Tall menacing blond haired one and seriously I just read it what on earth… Saki? I think it is. Meh I just pay attention to what I like.

So do take a look for it, beware it’s mostly loli since Mari is 16 but looks like.. 12 and the other one is like.. 19? but looks like 12..and well everyone is flat chested.

All in family

 There they are!! Sisters and younger sisters pairing up!! All in family

If you don’t know any of these, you don’t know yuri

So,I decided I’d make a short compilation on common phrases/situations on yuri manga, it’s not as detailed as http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SoYouWantTo/WriteAYuriManga, check that site please, I have endless hours of fun reading the many many many tropes we are faced with… so,moving onto my list! ( I am prone to binge-read manga when I’m feeling a bit down,then again I just love reading) I focused on manga because straight ( hilarious word now…) yuri is hard to find on anime, yes we have Sakura Trick but the quantity of yuri manga is wow, it never goes that  far on screen,unless it’s hentai and then it ends up gross, except of course… SHOUJO SECT

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Wincest ftw

– “Will you accept me/my feelings ?” ( This equals,at least 96% of the time, having sex,right on the spot,awesome sex mostly )

– “Even though…we are both girls…/we can’t,we are both girls” ( yet,it ends up working out, spare me the futanari options, I can’t stand it )

– “You are so dirty/lewd/such a pervert” ( usually said while the other girl is doing THE perverted things )

– “No,stop,don’t” ( while pulling the other girl closer and/or close to coming,seriously what is up with that? )

– Sudden confession out of the blue ( which usually leads to hot steamy sex,just like that )

-Long awaited confession ( must lead to hot steamy sex as well )

– All girls school , seriously…

-Aaangst and couples ending up apart by : society pressure/family pressure/death/het marriage/regular crossed star lovers ( Kannazuki no miko could win this one category ¬¬ )

– Walking together under an umbrella…preferably after 4pm, that is one scenario I would looooveeeeeeee to be in ,to be honest.

– Child hood friends, nuff said.

– Sisterly love… deep sisterly love ( Looking at you Candy Boy,also that’s twincest on top of all! )

-“It’s ok if it’s with you ” : Insert kiss/wild/romantic sex here. ( do notice the pun please )

-Dreamy deal sealer kiss : Once this first barrier is crossed,the rest goes easier, sometimes of course it’s just the actual beginning,sometimes the climax ( if lucky, followed by many other climaxes he he he ) ( Unless it’s Citrus we are talking about,then it’s just kisses and more kisses [ that is until chaper 8 eh ] )

Hmm,can’t think of more now, I mean there’s so many more things,but those are the ones that make me go “Oh here we go again” if I think of others,I’ll edit this .

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I did think of more…ok fine I’m reading some manga and they all came out haha.

– Your finger/tongue is in my____ ( seriously, I’m sure they are well aware where their body parts are in relation to the other person )

-This is embarrassing ( is it really now? )

– Clothing in Japan must be made differently , it is SO easy to take it off omg,so easy.

-A very poor communication : “Ah, I’ve always always loved you…Me too…Really?…” Talk among you people,may save you months/years of ( actually not ) unrequited feelings.

– Nursery rooms . No need to talk more about it.

Kicking the bucket

I believe this is the proper expression when you quit something. Well I haven’t totally “quit” Facebook but… I found myself going back at the site,several times a day,well honestly kinda expecting something..I shall not discuss that with you people.

Anyway, I was like ok, enough,and left a message, “Not gonna be on FB, reach out by whatsapp” What happened? I got notifications on my cellphone .. Facebook inboxes… like freaking 4, if you are telling people you won’t be picking up the phone,but they can come to your house…they will start ringing like mad then? I don’t get it.

At any rate, I just see the inboxes in case it’s a request for vegan food ( I sell vegan tamales ) otherwise I don’t even read them, I am a bit pissed off people won’t use whatsapp or regular mail or a phone call or… are we soooooooo hooked up on the social networks that we can’t find another way to contact the ones we “love” and the ones we “care for” ? I use quotation marks cos if you cared so much  you wouldn’t need the freaking computer/tablet/smartphone in the first place… houses have doors and you can go knock.. ( I do dislike people showing up randomly though, but you know what I’m saying )

Right now I just wanna focus on me and keep doing what I’m doing and well, being ready for when ,if ,something happens.. ( hope it does ) so I’m not going to be dramatic and delete my account ( plus I need to leave that door open as well ) but I think checking it like once every 2 days should suffice, then I have myself with much more time to read, watch anime, play and work out,oh yes and cooking. Posting stuff on FaceBook has never actually helped anyone methinks. I enjoy writing here so much more.

So all in all, Facebook might be useful but it’s usually just gossip and bickering,so not in the mood for it right now.

I don’t know about Twitter, I only use it to link this blog to the FB so it posts automatically .

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And none can call me a hypocrite, cos yes, I enjoyed using it a lot, but things change, people change so shut up. At least I don’t proclaim I’m gonna be “free” from it then use it a lot the next day.

Shingeki no Kyojin ; First impressions

You wanna end up with 2-3 more anime titles to watch on your list? Read blogs but most importantly read the comments, then you are forced to google/ask and it’s how you end up watching that supa popular show you were neveeer interested on.

And this is how I am here now, watching Shingeki no Kyojin or Attack on the titan,eeew that sounds so Hollywood, I guess that’s why I never wanted to watch it, then again  it was all the rag on that time I was working on that anime expo,that and one title about a demoniac butler or something that has some yaoi or people want it to be yaoi or something like it,lol.

Ok so Eren the main dude..meh, I did like the opening!! It is of course due to the gratuitous german but oh well, I’m still on episode 3, then again I watched the special recap episode, up to episode 14..gonna finish main series then move onto OVAS and specials, then,or in between ,the manga.

So.. Ymir and Historia,erm Krista,Christa, however the hell you spell her name… that’s..something to see.. I do like Sasha Brown(e?) she seems silly .

So now gonna enjoy some more muscley skinless disgusting giants erm titans and those kiddos fighting back.

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Ymir x Christa 😉

Citrus ; a while later

Fine, I still like character design, but the story… it just won’t get anywhere, in the latest chapter, before the special, we are shocked ( not at all ) by.. yeah one more love rival!! Another girl, ah who has a sister, ( who wants to bet said sister will fall for Yuzu since the other one fell for Mei?) .. I know how common love triangles are and misunderstandings and very complicated, sometimes outta the blue problems for protagonists are,in most yuri titles, but this is seriously getting on my nerves… it has several chapters now and it doesn’t seem to end anytime soon, I wonder what will Mr. or is it Mrs.? Saburo Uta has in mind?

Yuzu is our classic protagonist, she doesn’t know shit about,well many things, love included,she is a bit of an airhead,she eats a lot, she is outgoing and a bit clumsy…a simple girl , then we have Mei, she..well she’s a bitch so far, yeah yeah bad relationship with father, she puts way too much pressure on herself,she’s way too uptight and she seems cold and emotionless… eh do I sense something here…did I mention Mei is rich..seitokaichou! and has long black hair? Meh enough tropes here for the day.

I’ll continue to read of course but I hope we finally get some sense kicked into Mei and Yuzu grows a pair to properly convey her feelings. Gee.

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Yurikuma Arashi first impression & Fate/x Saga

Yurikuma Arashi 

So…bears…bear girls…who eat human girls..and there’s honey and lilly flowers…( lilly = yuri ) and honey licking from said lilly flowers.… The plot is a bit eh? but I like the fact that it’s ,well, original!! and,if you ask me, quiiiite straight forward ( straight would be not the best word to describe it tho,haha ok bad pun nvm ) I don’t love Sumika with Kureha, I think Kureha is ok but Sumika is meh, yes I’m qucik to judge but I’m also open to change my mind if I find it suitable. I much prefer the bear girls,anyway I really didn’t understand much, so I hope it gets even more interesting , the character design is ok, I like the animation cos it’s hmm more fluid, reminds me a little bit of Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei ( omg,gotta review that one soon ) so I’m gonna keep an eye on this title.

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Fate/ stay night / zero / unlimited blade works

Haven’t played the games,nor am I gonna,so I stick to the anime,movies,OVAS and well not to Illya prisma etc cos that was…like…I loved Miyu but that storyline goes nowhere with the rest. Anyhow, I just started to watch for completness sake.. I dislike the fact that I’m gonna watch hurtful moments with Sakura… ( I didn’t know or forgot she was Rin’s sister and got adopted/abducted by Matou family and the whole insect thing… erhm…) I really don’t wanna,and I don’t really care for the previous heroic spirits ( the archer one seems cocky enough to be interesting tho and duh Saber is always cool ) but I guess it’s fine, Irisviel is ADORABLE  !!!! I’d never guess that…

Bah couldn’t even find a suitable image…so many series and characters xD the best of course are Tohsaka Rin , Saber, Irisviel and Illyasviel and hmm Rider and Archer ( the ones from /stay night and /unlimited blade works ) .

Keep tuned.

konata-zero-lucky-star-18062374-608-589 There,a good advice er order from Kona-chan.

Only lovers left alive

It’s been a while since I reviewed a movie… I LOVE watching them but I’ve gotten kinda lazy and well, you know, those anime shows with more than one season, tsk, gotta watch them all as soon as possible.

So, I’m still watching it, it’s been 48 minutes, I’m liking it, they won me over with the first minutes,the song actually, ohh they’d be toreador, definitely specially Mr. emo suicidal musician guy a.k.a Adam.

It also made me think of Poppy Z. Brite novels… -sighs- I feel like reading one now.

S_lo_los_amantes_sobreviven-874000962-large See the poster? That’s how the movie is like.

Also lots of this maxresdefault… hmm blood popsicle.

I give it… my seal of approval!!  Do enjoy it when possible.